Posted: D.A.
This is Christina Dove, senior midfielder for Syracuse.
She’s hot. Believe me. But you could never tell with all the equipment women’s lax players are asked to wear. Something has to be done.
Last night, while flipping around the netherworld of the satellite sports tier, I stumbled across CBS College Sports. Yahtzee. It was the latest installment of our most heated rivalry: Syracuse-Georgetown.
Now, this was women’s lax, so honestly, I have no idea if it’s even a rivalry between these two schools. I mean, when Gary Gait fires up the troops on Georgetown week by invoking the names of Big John Thompson, Sleepy Floyd or the image of shutting down Manley Field House? Or does he just say, “You know, I saw their Facebook fan page and they gave us a ‘thumbs down.’ Beat the Hoyas!”
But something struck me while getting my Orange women’s lax fix: I couldn’t tell if these chicks were hot or not.
In the age of political correctness and Title IX, we are supposed to simply appreciate women’s sports in the same vain as men’s, for it’s competitiveness and fundamentals. But come on. The modern sports fan is inundated, swept under by all the televised sports he could possibly ingest (bears repeating: I was watching CBS College Sports Network last night. Gross).
Women’s sports are not as fast, nor athletic, nor attention-sought like their men’s counterparts. So we need a hook to stay interested. And that hook for Candace Parker, Becky Hammond, Allison Stokke, Lindsay Vonn and all the Russians on the ATP Tour is their looks.
Now, Christina Dove is attractive. But we can’t tell behind that bird cage around her face, the muscle tee and mouth piece. In fact, there’s plenty of hotties on the SU women’s lax roster. So, NCAA time to wise up. Make the face guards look like a clear version of Lauren Conrad’s designer sunglasses. Tailor the jerseys to fit like Victoria’s Secret sleepwear. And shorten up those shorts just a bit. I wanna be thinking Megan Fox in “Transformers,” not Allen Iverson with the Sixers.
Just trust me. I’d watch more women’s lax.
If I could find CBS College Sports again.
277 responses to “The Solution to Women’s Lax”
Does your website have a contact page? I’m having problems locating it but, I’d like to shoot you an email. I’ve got some recommendations for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great blog and I look forward to seeing it improve over time.
Hi there just wanted to give you a quick heads up. The words in your content seem to be running off the screen in Internet explorer. I’m not sure if this is a formatting issue or something to do with browser compatibility but I figured I’d post to let you know. The design look great though! Hope you get the problem resolved soon. Thanks
Hey there! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any trouble with hackers? My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing several weeks of hard work due to no back up. Do you have any solutions to prevent hackers?
Bei uns finden Sie hochwirksame, exklusive und innovative Kosmetik Produkte, z.B. Anti-Aging Creme mit Hyaluron oder synthetisches Schlangengift Extrakt in medizinischer Qualität zur Faltenbekämpfung ohne OP! Kosmetikprodukte von UBG ermöglichen Ihnen eine faltenfreie Haut ohne schmerzhafte Injektionen. Ob tägliche Gesichtsreinigung, schöne und glattere Haut durch weniger natürliche Faltenbildung, das Wimpernwachstum anregen oder ein strahlendes Lächeln durch weißere Zähne Рdie Beautyprodukte der United-Beauty-Group helfen Ihre Vorstellungen Realität werden zu lassen! Kosmetik günstig kaufen direkt vom Hersteller, zu einem attraktiven Preis! Erkunden Sie unseren Online Kosmetikshop in Ruhe und finden Sie das Beste, um Ihren Körper mit Kosmetik zu verwöhnen!
Today, while I was at work, my cousin stole my iphone and tested to see if it can survive a thirty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!
Howdy, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just wondering if you get a lot of spam feedback? If so how do you stop it, any plugin or anything you can suggest? I get so much lately it’s driving me mad so any help is very much appreciated.
Hey! I know this is kinda off topic but I was wondering which blog platform are you using for this site? I’m getting tired of WordPress because I’ve had problems with hackers and I’m looking at options for another platform. I would be fantastic if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.
Appreciating the persistence you put into your site and detailed information you present. It’s nice to come across a blog every once in a while that isn’t the same outdated rehashed material. Fantastic read! I’ve bookmarked your site and I’m including your RSS feeds to my Google account.
First of all I want to say superb blog! I had a quick question in which I’d like to ask if you don’t mind. I was curious to know how you center yourself and clear your thoughts before writing. I have had difficulty clearing my thoughts in getting my ideas out. I truly do enjoy writing however it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are usually lost simply just trying to figure out how to begin. Any ideas or hints? Many thanks!
I have been browsing online more than three hours nowadays, yet I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours. It¡¦s beautiful price enough for me. Personally, if all webmasters and bloggers made excellent content material as you did, the internet can be much more helpful than ever before.
Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if you knew of any widgets I could add to my blog that automatically tweet my newest twitter updates. I’ve been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time and was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something like this. Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly enjoy reading your blog and I look forward to your new updates.
Hey there! Do you use Twitter? I’d like to follow you if that would be ok. I’m undoubtedly enjoying your blog and look forward to new posts.
Ut in addition to designer dresses paid off love towards commendable warning buzzers Maternal Dresses With regard to Special Occasions we were treated to,red prom dress,this kind of carried out The spring, and even everybody will be accepting an exciting new identified recommendation for this rather glimpse. You must admit not any agreeing to inventive using your innovative costume, commonly if you happen to currently pay a dazzling fashionable methods of how you need it to be.
After checking out a handful of the blog articles
on your website, I really like your way of
writing a blog. I saved it to my bookmark site list
and will be checking back soon. Please visit my web site too and tell me your opinion.
But wanna say that this is invaluable , Thanks for taking your time to write this.
Hmm is anyone else having problems with the pictures on this blog loading? I’m trying to find out if its a problem on my end or if it’s the blog. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
Precisely what I was looking for, thankyou for putting up.
Greetings from California! I’m bored to tears at work so I decided to check out your blog on my iphone during lunch break. I really like the information you provide here and can’t wait to take a look when I get home. I’m shocked at how quick your blog loaded on my mobile .. I’m not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyways, wonderful site!
Does your site have a contact page? I’m having problems locating it but, I’d like to shoot you an email. I’ve got some creative ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great site and I look forward to seeing it improve over time.
Hmm it looks like your website ate my first comment (it was super long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I submitted and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to the whole thing. Do you have any recommendations for rookie blog writers? I’d certainly appreciate it.
Hiya! Quick question that’s completely off topic. Do you know how to make your site mobile friendly? My website looks weird when browsing from my iphone. I’m trying to find a theme or plugin that might be able to fix this problem. If you have any recommendations, please share. Appreciate it!
hey I your magnanimous, weblog
Admiring the hard work you put into your blog and detailed information you present. It’s good to come across a blog every once in a while that isn’t the same old rehashed information. Excellent read! I’ve saved your site and I’m including your RSS feeds to my Google account.
Heya are using WordPress for your blog platform? I’m new to the blog world but I’m trying to get started and create my own. Do you require any coding knowledge to make your own blog? Any help would be greatly appreciated!
I’m really enjoying the design and layout of your site. It’s a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more enjoyable for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a developer to create your theme? Superb work!
Thanks on your marvelous posting! I really enjoyed reading it, you happen to be a great author.I will ensure that I bookmark your blog and definitely will come back down the road. I want to encourage you to definitely continue your great work, have a nice morning!
Hair is a protein filament that grows from follicles found in the dermis, or skin. Hair is one of the defining characteristics of mammals.
Hey! This is my 1st comment here so I just wanted to give a quick shout out and say I really enjoy reading your blog posts. Can you recommend any other blogs/websites/forums that cover the same subjects? Thank you!
I haven¬°¬¶t checked in here for a while since I thought it was getting boring, but the last several posts are great quality so I guess I¬°¬¶ll add you back to my daily bloglist. You deserve it my friend 🙂
Hey just wanted to give you a quick heads up. The words in your content seem to be running off the screen in Ie. I’m not sure if this is a formatting issue or something to do with browser compatibility but I thought I’d post to let you know. The style and design look great though! Hope you get the problem resolved soon. Kudos
hey you ought to get social media plugin. was looking for the ‘like’ button but couldn’t locate it.
Cool blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple tweeks would really make my blog stand out. Please let me know where you got your theme. Cheers
I¡¦m not sure the place you are getting your information, however great topic. I must spend a while learning more or understanding more. Thanks for great information I was in search of this info for my mission.
It’s really a great and helpful piece of info. I am glad that you simply shared this helpful info with us. Please stay us informed like this. Thanks for sharing.
I don’t leave a response, however I looked at a few of the responses on The Solution to Women
Well I definitely enjoyed reading it. This tip procured by you is very effective for correct planning.
I absolutely love your blog and find the majority of your post’s to be exactly I’m looking for. Would you offer guest writers to write content to suit your needs? I wouldn’t mind producing a post or elaborating on some of the subjects you write in relation to here. Again, awesome web log!
Sweet blog! I found it while browsing on Yahoo News. Do you have any suggestions on how to get listed in Yahoo News? I’ve been trying for a while but I never seem to get there! Thanks
This is really interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your fantastic post. Also, I’ve shared your site in my social networks!
Fashionable advantageous jewellery usually contains gold , white gold ,
platinum , palladium , titanium , or silver Mostt up
to datfe gold jewellery is made from an alloy of gold, the
purity of which is stated in karats , indicated byy a quantity adopted by
the letter Ok. American gold jewelry should be of at the least 10K
purity (forty one.7% ure gold), (though in the UK the number is 9K (37.5% pure gold) and is usually
found up to 18K (seventy five% pure gold).
Hello there, just became alert to your weblog by way of Google, and discovered that it is truly informative. I’m going to watch out for brussels. I√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll appreciate if you continue this in future. Lots of men and women will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!
Thank you for an additional outstanding post. Exactly where else could anybody get that kind of data in this kind of a perfect way of writing? I’ve a presentation subsequent week, and I’m to the appear for such information and facts.
When you declare war on journalists and the journalism profession, it shows the contempt you have for the people who put food on your table. Linus, your salary of Sh2.5 million comes from these people you have no respect for. Any media house, NMG included, is driven by what journalists write. NMG would not be what it is today were it not for us. Instead of appreciating the contribution we have made – we daily put our lives on the line to bring food to your table and other managers who have also shown contempt for us – you opted to rubbish the foot soldiers who are your pillars in the high office.
It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d definitely donate to this excellent blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for bookmarking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to new updates and will share this blog with my Facebook group. Chat soon!
Aftr lookinmg into a hahdful of thee blog posts onn yur
website, I seriously appreciatee your way of blogging.
I saved aas a faorite itt too mmy bookmark webhsite list
and ill bee checking back soon. Takee a look at mmy weeb site as wekl andd tepl mme wwhat you think.
At this moment I am going to do my breakfast, later than having my breakfast coming yet again to read other news.
Unquestionabgly beleve that whikch you stated. Your favorite justificatiin seemed too bee at the internet the easiest faftor
to be mindvul of. I sayy too you, I certainy get irked whijle follks think anout
worries that they pllainly don’t know about. You managed
to hitt tthe nail upon thhe top andd outlined
out the whbole thying ith noo need side effect , olks caan takie
a signal. Willl likeky bee bahk to get more. Thasnk you
Thanks for shasring your thoughts. I truly appeciate
yyour effots andd I amm waitiong forr your furtheer wrie upss hank you one again.
I think everything wrote wwas actually very reasonable.
But, think about this, suppose youu addded a little
content? I ain’t saying yokur information isn’t solid., but suppose yoou addeed something
that makes pople desirre more? I mea Thhe Solutionn to Women
Artwork Nouveau jewelry encompassed many distinct features together with a deal with the female form and an emphasis on colour, most commonly rendered by means
of using enamelling techniques together with basse-taille, champleve,
cloisonné, and plique-à-jour Motifs included orchids, irises, pansies, vines, swans, peacocks, snakes, dragonflies, mythological creatures,
and the female silhouette.